Category Archives: Savior
Rear-ended by a Tomato
The humorist Garrison Keillor told a story that happened when he was about ten. One hot summer morning his mother made him go to the garden to pick tomatoes. He didn’t want to and drug around as long as he … Continue reading
The Grumpy Old Lady
In Luxembourg, someone told a little story that supposedly happened many years ago (probably not). It concerned a parish priest, lost in the countryside, looking for a certain village. He ran across a grumpy old lady walking along the road … Continue reading
Naked!
I used to have this embarrassing dream–I would be at school and suddenly realize that I was in my underwear. Panic! You kind of wonder how I could leave home and not notice a little detail like that, but things … Continue reading
Haircut!
This week’s Coffee Stain is actually a “flash from the past.” Most of you haven’t seen it though. “Haircut!” The word strikes fear in me. It probably stems from the fact that a fellow only has a 50/50 chance to … Continue reading
Petrified Shepherds
Imagine this: “All right, listen up you guys!” The chattering of hundreds of angel voices calmed slightly but the bantering still went on. “Come on. Quiet! Look up here!” The head angel, a stern-looking fellow about 6’8” tall, clapped his … Continue reading
