Five Reasons You Ought To Be Thanking God

Mamas are very persuasive people. When you were a kid there were things that, if you didn’t do them, mama would make you wish you had done them.

For example, if mama told you to say “thanks” to someone who did something for you and you didn’t do it, she might give you a swat behind the head.

Maybe your mama wasn’t quite so violent, but she still had ways … and those ways weren’t pleasant.

Makes you wonder how such sweet ladies can be so … um … well, you know. Continue reading