I saw this article in the New York Times the other day:
“Obama to Unveil Initiative to Map the Human Brain By JOHN MARKOFF and JAMES GORMAN
“President Obama on Tuesday will announce a research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2014, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the human brain.”
Actually, I think this should be a two-part study. He needs to allocate 99.99999 million dollars to study the female brain and a buck twenty-five for the male brain. The male brain doesn’t seem to be used too much and the female version is very complicated.
I could do the study on men’s’ brains myself and get rich. I wouldn’t even take 50 million. I’d only charge one or two million. Think of it. What savings! What cost cutting! Congress would be happy. As a matter of fact, I can hand in my report of the male brain already.
The New York Times article could read something like this:
“Porter Completes Study of Male Brain” Continue reading