Category Archives: combat
Never Spit With a Two-Year Old On Your Shoulders
Seven ways to break from obsessional thoughts I learned a valuable lesson one day: never spit when you’ve got a two-year old on your shoulders. I don’t want to shock the ladies in my audience but men spit, scratch and … Continue reading
The Airplane Or the Electric Chair?
Lots of world problems need solutions. Men argue, debate and waste thousands of hours in parliaments and congresses looking for answers to difficult questions. What a waste of time. All they have to do is ask me! Take the … Continue reading
Three Ways To Escape the Devil’s Stew
Fly with me back to another time—a time when men who ate men roamed the rainforest. One day our intrepid explorer, Angus Dillworthy, walked briskly into a village deep, deep in this jungle. He’s the first man from outside the … Continue reading
Trade Your Running Shoes for Combat Boots
A friend of mine told me he was walking in the forest one day, looked down and saw a poisonous snake right next to his foot. “Did he bite you?” I asked. “No, he wasn’t quick enough,” my friend answered.
Stupid Boxers
Riiinnnggg ! The fighters leave their corners, black trunks bounding toward the middle of the ring, white trunks advancing a bit then glancing right and left, considering possible escape routes. The first fighter launches a vicious punch as the second … Continue reading
